There’s always that girl that likes horses.
Now, I’m not saying horses are bad or anything, but, you know, in every group, there’s that girl that likes horses.
In my elementary-middle school, there was this girl who would GALLOP everywhere she went. She would hold her hands to her chest as if she was imitating a dog, and do this lopsided skip and neigh. She said she was a horse.
She had a horse named Diva, who kicked this other girl in the face at a birthday party. To this day that’s why we say her chin is so lopsided.
Well, me and Horsegirl went to separate high schools, and I thought I was rid of her for good.
No. She started dating one of my best friends.
The memories just flood back every time I think of that friend.
She also licked another girl’s crotch while roleplaying mommy horse and baby horse in third grade. I couldn’t bare to tell my friend that.